About Me

Hello.

I live in Brighton. I like music and learning new things. I like going to new places, to embarrass myself with woefully inadequate foreign language skills and to take amusingly inept photographs. You can see them on my photo gallery, linked at the side.

I can talk and listen and learn on virtually any subject, much to the annoyance of some people. Not football, though. That’s rubbish.

There’s a thing (technical term) over there called The Bilge Pump that spouts out pages of the internets I like or thoughts and snippets of conversations I’m having. It’s actually pointless Twitter feed. Have a look, you might like some of it.

Thanks to text voting, I once voted myself Brighton’s Best Website. That was quite an achievement.

You might see me at the back of a sweaty gig somewhere, staying down wiv da kidz innit. I will continue to go to gigs until my carer needs to wheel me in. My as-yet-unconceived children will moan at being dragged to Glastonbury every year. I won’t look cool, aged 75, dancing to rock music. But then, I never did.

Sometimes I stay in and watch an interesting documentary or something funny on the telly. That’s ok, I’m 30 and I’ve always been a fan of slippers.

I got married last year. To Penny, my wife. She’s really lovely and we’re very happy. We have fish and two cats. Once you get beyond a single cat, there’s no point counting. It goes from one cat to many cats. A quantum of cats. They give me sleepless nights and a lot of hoovering.

I won’t bother posting every tiny thought on this site. If I did, I wouldn’t have time to do anything else. Beside, unlike the other 99.999% of people with blogs, I have the self-awareness to know that you don’t really care what I have to say. Besides, that’s what Twitter is for.

I’m nice. You’ll like me. Say hello if you like.